Yea, bitch. We stuck it to the client. We said, fuck, lets get out of this shit-hole state of Iowa on a Wednesday and fly to Cancun, Mexico.
Goal 1 - Sit like dickheads on the fucking beach and sip Mai Tai’s and tell the monkey’s keep our glasses full.
Goal 2 - Continue to bill hours on Thursday and Friday at our ‘remote’ work site.
Goal 3 - Play golf with all-inclusive priviledges and hit the golf ball all over the god-damned course while smoking cigars.
Goal 4 - Ride around on a moped and an ATV in the city and romp around like total dickheads.
Goal 5 - Go to a strip club and get dirty mexican lap dances and drink tequila, essentially just to be total dickheads.
Goal 6 - You knew this was coming; Fly back to Iowa early Monday morning with our dickhead sun tans in no less than First Class on American Airlines. Yes, I am a dick. Suck me.