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I’m the horizontal asshole on the plane

Published on February 18, 2006 by totaldickhead

Yep, thats me, total dickhead, who slips his oversize carry-on sideways into the overhead bin everytime. Why? Because my bag barely fits on its own and I usually stuff it so much that it eeks out the remaining length and causes it to be just a tiny bit to large to fit length-wise. So, of course, being a status member on United Airlines, I get my dickhead self on the plane before the other schleps and I put my bag in sideways, eating up two spaces instead of one.

This, of course, gives me dickhead status and I thoroughly enjoy it. Have a great weekend.



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