Getting Drunk in First Class

Here’s a little peom I wrote after my client left for two hours without turning their pager off and leaving it behind me at their desk.

Turn that pager off
The one you left behind my desk
Before I smash it

It makes my blood boil
That fucking pager of yours
turn the fucker off

It beeped the again
Asshole, turn that fucker off
Shove it up your ass

That actually made me feel better. Oh wait, no it didn’t because I can still hear the fucking thing beeping!