If you can’t get enough of our bullshit you’re in luck; you have the capability to create your own bullshit and run it through our bullshit generator. That’s right, there’s now an official data format for bullshit, and our Web 2.0 application can understand your mashed-up bullshit.
BSML
BSML - (pronounced biz-mal) BullShit Markup Language. A language used by the Getting Drunk in First Class Bullshit Engine to create massive amounts of bullshit.
Bullshit Markup Language is the very heart and soul of the Getting Drunk in First Class Bullshit Generator.
Schemas
BSML Schemas can be found at:
- DTD - http://www.gettingdrunkinfirstclass.com/
bsgenerator/bsml/schema/100/bsml_100.dtd - XSD - http://www.gettingdrunkinfirstclass.com/
bsgenerator/bsml/schema/100/bsml_100.xsd
Please validate your BSML against these schemas before loading into the Getting Drunk in First Class Bulshit Generator.
Samples
Take a look at our bullshit files and see how it’s done.
If you don’t get it at this point just stop; you clearly must be a fucking idiot.
Mash-up That Bullshit
Once your have your BSML validated you should be ready to mash it up into our Bullshit Generator. Upload your BSML file somewhere on the web to an http:// address (https, ftp is not yet supported) and access the following URL:
http://www.www.gettingdrunkinfirstclass.com/consultantese/
bullshit-generator/bsml_uri=http://www.yourwebsite.com/
If your BSML is well formed, you should see your bullshit in the generator. If there was some sort of problem, take a look at your BSML file and try again.
That’s it! If you have any questions or find any bugs please get a hold of us. We’d also love to hear how you integrated BSML into any of your BSML-enabled projects.