When I arrived at my client, I chose to sit down in an empty cube away from everybody where I wouldn’t get bothered. Unfortunately, some blonde hair guy chose to sit in the cube right next to me. The worse part? I have to listen to his lisp and femine voice.
Before anybody attacks Getting Drunk in First Class of taking the position ‘against gays’, back up for a second. I’m not talking about sexual orientation; I’m talking about annoying voices. If you think the two are highly correlated and you take offense? That’s your damn problem; why don’t you just quit reading this, grab a pint of Ben & Jerries, and cry yourself to sleep.
Somehow I got the luxury of being stuck in a cube right next door to some blonde hair guy thats talking like he got castrated when he was in preschool. I can’t stand it! Who is he fooling? Why in the hell do guys have to talk like this? Seriously, can you imagine how this person was raised? If he wasn’t sitting right next to me I wouldn’t care, but every 2 seconds I hear the guy giggling and talking to somebody in his deep, womanly voice. At least if he had a higher pitched, more woman like voice I could fool myself into thinking its some very attractive young lady; but that’s simply not the case.
Please, I beg you… pack up your shit and move away from me. I just want to get some work done.