Getting Drunk in First Class

TD consultants deal in huge volumes of bullshit. I suppose that’s why every one of us spends our first day on the job dreaming of first class junkets to Mumbai while a parade of IT and HR leeches quotes company policy at us. By drilling an incomprehensible load of crap into your skull, they quickly [...]

Inspire by the last words on Joel Spolsky’s post about incredibly-good-looking management consultants, I thought I would elaborate on what it takes to look like a respectable TD consultant.

French Cuffs - This is key to any TD’s wardrobe. It’s what sets the McK’s apart from the ACN’s, the aristocrats from the slobs, the pedigrees from [...]

Monday Morning Commute
7AM - Driver calls from downstairs
7:40AM - Car arrives at ORD ($50)
7:42AM - Call travel agent to purchase ticket after realizing don’t have one ($600)
7:45AM - Enter 1K/TD security line as amateur travelers are turned away
7:47AM push two amateur travelers out of the way on the people-mover (no status losers)
7:50AM - Overpriced coffee [...]

Has this topic been covered to death by my co-conspirators? Yes, but that’s not going to stop me from posting about it all the while charging the client $300/hr. for my services to do so. It’s Friday what the fuck else am I going to do, happy hour doesn’t start for another 4hrs. As a [...]