Getting Drunk in First Class

8:45 AM -Nudge hot Analyst # 1 and send her back to her room

9 AM – Roll out of bed (suite, high floor, extra feather pillows, WSJ) ($900 -week)

9:30AM - Head to the Elite Lounge for complimentary TD breakfast; complete with Grey Goose Bloody Mary to wash down the martinis from the bar the night before.

10 AM - Roll into the office

10:15 AM – Stop by hot new analyst #2’s desk to prime for weekend hook-up

10:30 AM- Do a drive by at client lead’s office to bullshit and earn the 10 hrs you’ll be charging him for.

11 AM - Grab a pal and head to a 3 martini steak lunch to stamp out the remainder of last night’s hangover. ($100)

1PM -Weekly status meeting with client VPs

2PM -Call for car to airport - might as well get on the early flight after such along and value added day ($50)

2:30 PM -Arrive at airport and cut the line at security showing Global Services Card to protesting amateur travelers.

2:40 PM - Arrive at gate for early flight 5 minutes prior to boarding. Once again use Global Services card to secure first class seat

3PM- Down 3rd Scotch prior to take off

4 PM Land – After having cleaned out the first class inventory of all the Scotch, lost count (hey, I only have 10 fingers)

4:15 PM -Get into limousine to take you home to high-rise condo ($70)

Friday Status

Status - Green

Time - $3500 (10hr @ $350)

Expenses – $1120

There are some things client money can’t buy… …aren’t there?