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Taking a Leak in the Barf Bag

Published on March 20, 2007 by allamericandouche

Looks like one of our friends was subtly objecting to flying on a regional jet with the seatbelt sign on by taking a piss in the airline’s barf bag.

SkyWest Airlines apologized to a passenger who said he wasn’t allowed to use the restroom during a one-hour flight and ended up urinating in an air-sickness bag.

When you gotta go, you gotta go. Some stupid ass cabin light that the captain flips on and off on a whim isn’t going to stop anybody.

James Whipple said he had two “really big beers” at the Boise, Idaho airport. While on a flight to Salt Lake City on March 7 he wanted to use the cabin restroom.

The most amazing part about it is that the guy got a free airpline ticket out of the deal!

The airline sent him a letter of apology and a flight voucher, SkyWest spokeswoman Sabrena Suite-Mangum said Friday.

So remember folks, next time you have to take a piss or cut a deuce loose, and the flight attendant asks for you to be seated, reach for the barf bag and get your free ticket today!

If there are no barf bags on board consider, hunching over the seat back pocket and filling ‘er up. Thatt should be good for one free first class ticket to Dubai!



5 Responses to “Taking a Leak in the Barf Bag”

  1. mensamember Says:


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    The experience of the poor passengers who must have had to sit near this V-BIT while he whipped it out in close proximity reminds me of the infamous seat 29E incident.

  2. TheJBomb Says:


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    We females do not have this option. Anyone have any suggestions? Lord knows we have to pee a lot more often than dudes.

  3. mensamember Says:


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    JBomb, there is indeed a product that will allow you to pee in a sick sack. It’s called the Lady Jane, and it was invented by a female consultant.

  4. TheJBomb Says:


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    Wow, it looks like some sort of strap on device. Too funny. Hopefully it will fit in my laptop bag!

  5. Lesser Being of Leisure Says:


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    I just can’t understand how he possibly talked his way into a free ticket. Amazing


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