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When I was your age, being a TD was easy!

Published on April 3, 2007 by allamericandouche

Remember the good ol’ days of air travel when everybody got to be a TD?

Sure, it’s not lie-flat first class seating but having a friendship lounge in economy class beats most lounge options available on today’s airlines, assuming they have a lounge! Deregulation really screwed things up for us TDs wouldn’t you say?

Today you’re lucky if the under-sexed, over-aged flight attendant throws a bag of snack mix your way.

Snack Mix is Good!

You want two bags? That will be $2.95. Cheers!



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