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Archive for December, 2007



If Mitt Romney wins the presidency…

Published on December 20, 2007

• Everyone In the West Wing will have to work until 9PM every night so taxpayers feel they are getting their money’s worth
• He will have walked every congress member through the “State of the Union” address prior to presenting it In order to gain consensus and avoid any political land mines
• The US Budget [...]