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Archive for the 'Rants' Category



Dear Leveraged Sell-Out..

Published on October 10, 2008

“DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A BANKER!”
 
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For comparison, the CEO of Accenture took home $12 M in total compensation last year.
Bankers: You win!
Nation: You lose.
Dear MBA students focused on finance and now beginning the job search: Welcome to consulting.  Yes, we are still hiring strong.


The Consulting Trinity

Published on March 9, 2008

The message comes through on my Blackberry. One of the associates working for our largest client confirms a looming rumor: starting next quarter, all “contracted employees” will be drug tested. I sniffle; a tear falls; I blow my nose and shrug.
But once I realize the scope implied by term “contracted employees,” I suddenly become nervous. [...]


If Mitt Romney wins the presidency…

Published on December 20, 2007

• Everyone In the West Wing will have to work until 9PM every night so taxpayers feel they are getting their money’s worth
• He will have walked every congress member through the “State of the Union” address prior to presenting it In order to gain consensus and avoid any political land mines
• The US Budget [...]


Shame on Bain’s Lame Claim

Published on October 7, 2007

Main Entry: 1bane
Function: noun
1 a : KILLER, SLAYER b : POISON c : DEATH, DESTRUCTION d : WOE
2 : a source of harm or ruin : CURSE  
Now here is a company who understands consulting!  Bain knows how to mislead with statistics.  Some version of the following graphic is always the bain.com hood ornament:

And the accompanying [...]


[Insert your firm name here]

Published on September 6, 2007

Reading my all-time favorite magazine, Consulting Magazine, clearly the “Flagship Publication of the Consulting Profession,” I was alerted to a recent article which was a “one-on-one” with Scott Hefter of PRTM and may I point out that if you simply replace any reference to “PRTM” in the article with [your firm's name] you will [...]