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Bullshit Generator
Published on March 9, 2006 by allamericandouche
Jerry Firman Says:
March 8th, 2007 at 1:46 pmVisit Jerry Firman
Stolen from shabbir.com: THE ORIGIN OF BULLSH??
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. I would love to be able to get to the top of yonder tree, sighed the pheasant, but I haven’t got the energy.
“Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings replied the bull.” They’re packed with nutrients.
The pheasant pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch, and so on. Finally, after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
Whereupon he was spotted by a farmer who dashed into the farmhouse, emerged with a shotgun, and shot the pheasant right out of the tree.
The Moral of the Story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.
Raat ki Raani Says:
March 9th, 2007 at 6:45 amVisit Raat ki Raani
This is a hilarious example of Web 2.0 and mashups at their best. Have seeded the generator on Newsvine to “leverage & spread”
http://raatkiraani.newsvine.com/_news/2007/03/08/604685-bull-generator-for-yall
Your blog is highly amusing and refreshingly different. Keep it going!
DocZayus Says:
April 12th, 2007 at 12:27 amVisit DocZayus
This is bullshit, lol.
TheStrategist7 Says:
August 11th, 2007 at 5:25 pmVisit TheStrategist7
add this to the generator..stolen(politely removed) from the unworthy people on Green Dot Life “optimizing the value added return on investment synergies”. Some consultants there actually think its wrong to get the best flight from the client’s site..What is this profession coming too
M. Says:
October 3rd, 2007 at 5:45 pmVisit M.
Personal favorite: A Global World. As in accelerating competitiveness in a global world. An analyst squirted that one out on a slide deck recently. We kicked the shit out of ‘im - at least I’m keeping my fingers crossed.
P.S. great site.
typebconsultant Says:
November 16th, 2007 at 12:30 pmVisit typebconsultant
I will forever remember to Invest In High Level Networks. Just after I can Justify my Blogging Mainframes.
Oh, and the site works in Opera.